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My Job.

September 30, 2008

 

 

My job’s not to promote myself.

My job’s to make you look good, feel good.

And I don’t mean that in a sexual way.

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Jesus had Long Hair

School Guard: *stops me at the gate* That’s a long hair.
Me: Whaaaat?
Guard: You got long bangs.
Me: Oh. Didn’t the manual say it’s only “bad” if I have a mullet or something?
Guard: That’s definitely a long hair. Sorry can’t let you in.

News flash, AH: Jesus had long hair.

For a Christian school to bar something as stupid as the freedom to choose a hairstyle reminds me of how ignorant some so-called “elitists” are.

Reproductive Health will never tell a moron that “sex is fun” or “have sex every single time cause it’s cool”. It’s just education, a boring subject that is only good for short giggles and nothing more. It’s a whole lot better than abortion rates or overpopulation issues. This isn’t China. We’re not that big of a country and our cows are not addicted to cocaine.

In any case, since this is just another lame flame post, I’d just like to say that,

“Isn’t it weird that Jesus had long hair and we’re not allowed to have that privilege as his followers?”

 

 

Be thankful my hair’s not yet like this.

>_<

 

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